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How NOT to Invade Earth: An absurdist sci-fi comedy comic

Created by Russell Nohelty

An absurdist comedy sci-fi comic about an alien drone that blows up the moon and get Venus and Earth embroiled in an intergalactic war.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Black Market Heroine is live on Kickstarter right now!
over 2 years ago – Wed, Sep 01, 2021 at 11:40:23 PM

Hi!

I wanted to drop you a quick line to let you know that my new book, Black Market Heroine, is live on Kickstarter right now.

Kickstarter link

Black Market Heroine follows a criminal that accidentally rescues the Antichrist and must keep her alive until morning to prevent a demonic cult from using her blood to open a portal to Hell and start the Apocalypse.

It's the third graphic novel in The Godsverse Chronicles. If you loved Katrina Hates the Dead, Pixie Dust, and/or any of the novels, you're going to love this book. It's the same high octane action-adventure fantasy you've come to know from the series, taken up to 11.

Plus, early backers get a ton of amazing digital perks for backing early.

Everyone who backs the campaign at any pledge level before September 4th will receive Banjax #1 by Rylend Grant, Fabio Alves, Edson Ferreira, and HdE, Jember #1 by Beseret Debebe, Obende, Ibeh, Akorede, and Asah, Boston Metaphysical Society #1 by Madeleine, Holly-Rosing, Emily Hu, Gloria Caelie, and Fahriza Kamaputra, Goth Ghost Girl #1 by John Schlim Jr., Sergio Quijada, and Bernardo Brice, Inferi #1 by Casey Bowker, Ruben Romero, Rodrigo Catraca, E. Lyrio, Avery Tan, Laymes Reed, and Alison Flaherty, Gods of Aarurn #1 by Gary Scott Beatty, Impure Blood #1 by Nadja Bear and Nathan Lueth, and Hard Wyred #1 by Erik Bitmanis, Ross Zucco.

If we raise $7,500 by September 4th, then every backer, again even if they only pledge $1, will receive digital copies of Killeroo #1 by Darren Close, Team art of awesome, and Beezzz Studio, James Flamestar and the Stargazers by Tim Irving and Shane W. Smith, Bulletproof Chicken by Jon Westhoff, Bobgar Ornelas, Mat Nixon, and David Halvorson, and Blood of Gods #1 by Erick Dominguez, Jake Bilbao, Gabriel Caitano, Dos Santos, and Emily Elmer Walker.

Kickstarter link

Hope to see you behind the backer wall once again!

Russell

The Obsidian Spindle Saga is live!
almost 3 years ago – Wed, Jun 02, 2021 at 12:30:03 PM

Hi!

Just wanted to drop you a quick note and let you know that my new project, The Obsidian Spindle Saga is live on Kickstarter right now!

Kickstarter link

Fairy tales are real.

Rose Briar is a diabetic college student without insurance.

She’s been scraping by through a combination of maxing out credit cards and relying upon the kindness of strangers.

Unfortunately, she’s spent every dollar at her disposal. There’s no money left to buy her life-saving insulin.

Without her medication, Rose falls into a diabetic coma. She tumbles into a deep slumber and wakes up in a fantastical place called the Dream Realm, where fairy tales and legends of old are still very much alive.

She has one chance to wake up.

She must trek across the world, visit the most powerful object in the land, the Obsidian Spindle, and entreat with the fates; the only beings powerful enough to send her soul back to Earth.

But evil forces don’t want her to leave.

They will stop at nothing to capture her and make sure she never goes home again.

Now, with the help of her half-gorgon girlfriend and a mysterious red rider, Rose must race across the land fighting dragons, monsters, and the forces of the Wicked Witch, Nimue, in order to reach the Obsidian Spindle before her body dies on Earth and she’s trapped in the Dream Realm forever.

Will she be able to wake up? Can she survive? That is the genesis of the Obsidian Spindle Saga (TOSS), and the first book The Sleeping Beauty.

This is my most ambitious project ever, and represents the last three years of my creative effort. Every moment I wasn't working on The Godsverse Chronicles or Ichabod Jones was spent inside this universe.

For backing this series early, everybody who backs the campaign by Saturday night gets some amazing digital books, absolutely free, and included in your pledge.

All backers who pledge by Saturday (even for $1) get Lady Serra and the Draconian by Cat Banks, School for Dragons by Amy Wolf, Seeking the Salamander by Matt Harry and Stranger: Academy for Peculiars by Isadora Brown, absolutely free!

Kickstarter link

I am so super excited for this series. I spent the last three years building up the universe and writing these books. I can't wait to share it with you.

Hope to see you again behind the backer wall.

~Russell

Just a couple days left on the Ichabod Jones volume 3 campaign
about 3 years ago – Sun, Mar 21, 2021 at 02:51:26 PM

Hi! 


Just a quick reminder there's only a few days left on our current campaign for Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter volume 3. 

Kickstarter link


There are a ton of really cool things about this campaign. First, I've opened up being drawn into the book for ALL tiers as a $150 add-on, so if you are a digital backer you can get in on the getting drawn in action for the first time. 

Additionally, we're sitting about $700 from unlocking our big goal, which is a book plate signed by Renzo and me, which would be the first time he's done a big signing of Ichabod, or any book, for international audiences. 

Plus, we have original art available for the first time. Renzo is opening his archive of original penciled and inked pages, and we're making them available for the first time at the $100, $150, and $200 pledge levels, along with as an add-on for all backers. 

I also found a treasure trove of old Gherkin Boy and How NOT to Invade Earth original art which I'm making available through a $25 or $15 add-on during the campaign. I didn't even know I still had this last November when I ran that campaign, so this is the first time I'm able to make them available to you. 

Long story short, there are a ton of really cool reasons to get involved with the campaign right now in the final days...and I haven't even talked about the book yet :) 

Kickstarter link 

Hope to see you behind the backer wall. 

Russell 

Ichabod Jones volume 3 is LIVE on Kickstarter right now!!!
about 3 years ago – Wed, Feb 24, 2021 at 10:56:34 PM

Hi!


I wanted to let you know that Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter volume 3 is live on Kickstarter right now!

Kickstarter link


We just smashed through the second tier of early bird perks! That means more comics for all backers who pledge by Saturday!


Not only does everyone who backs by Saturday get digital copies of Tart Volume #1 by Kevin Joseph and Ludovic Salle, Robyn #1 by Simon Birks and Ege Avcim, Modern Testament by Frank Martin, Steven Forbes, Kel, Nuttall, Frederico Zumel, Branco Jovanovic, et al., and Sunmaker #1 by Liam Hayes, Ryan Kroboth, and Rachel Deering…


…but you ALSO get digital copies of The Six Swords #1 by Melchor Sapiandante, Mathew Perez, Ryan Cody Chris Massari, Elanina Unger, Abdul Rashid, John Ball, Renato Guerra, et al., Mythic Creature Trainer #1by Rene Pfitzner, Galaxafreaks: Dark Vibes #1 by Andrew Pawley, and Beast King #1 by Shane Morison and Trevis Martinez.

Kickstarter link


and and and and and…


If we clear $11,500 by Saturday, then we'll unlock the third tier, and everybody will receive digital copies of Gods of Aazurn #1 by Gary Scott Beautty, Pregnant Bitches of War #1 by Clay Adams, Alexandre Philipe, Ron Riley, Domo Stanton, et al., Inferi #1 by Casey Bowker, Ruben Romero, Rodrigo Catraca, et al., and Goth Ghost Girl #1 by John Schlim Jr., Sergio Quijada, and Bernardo Brice.


That's almost $60 in free digital comics for backing the campaign, and I have so many other cool books if we go above and beyond!


And you'll ALSO get Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter as well, my love letter to Lovecraft, horror-comedy, and over-the-top action.  I'm so proud of the third volume, and hope you'll join me behind the backer wall.

So head over and check out the campaign right now to lock in these awesome rewards.

Final week of the Godsverse Chronicles campaign + new perks!
over 3 years ago – Mon, Jan 18, 2021 at 03:23:52 AM

Hi!

I wanted to let you know that there's only three days left for my new Godsverse Chronicles Kickstarter campaign.

Kickstarter link


Everyone who backs by the time the clock runs out (including people who already backed) will get digital copies of Shade by S.A. McClure, The Mantle by W.T. Meadows and Chrishaun Keller-Hanna, Star Dragon Box Set 1 by Blaze Ward, and Star Swarm by James Palmer.


Kickstarter link


Plus, a bunch of amazing Godsverse books, too! This campaign features THREE NEW never before seen novels, including:


  • And Conquest Followed Behind Them,an Avengers-style team-up book between Katrina, Kimberly, Akta, and Julia as they fight to stop Ragnarok.
  • And Chaos Followed Behind Them, an Avengers-style team book between Katrina, Kimberly, Akta, Julia, and Rebecca where the women of the Godsverse fight to stop the end of the universe.
  • And Darkness Followed Behind Her, three story collection featuring Kimberly before, during, and after the Apocalypse and events of And Conquest Followed Behind Them.

I look forward to seeing you behind the backer wall!

Russell